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Song Parodies -> "Watchin' Hee Haw"

Original Song Title:

"Ride My See Saw"

Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Watchin' Hee Haw"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I dedicate this one to Johnnie D, who wants more MB parodies.
Watch, watchin' Hee Haw
Corny jokes
Buncha hicks
On T.V.

Ride, take a hay ride
On a farm
Buck and Roy
Play in "G"

This show has been on for years
Never good even on eight beers
Laughs are far between and few
Goin' where the grass is always blue

Run, run away fast
Leave this place
Or you will
Pick and grin

Lost, lost some I.Q.
Drop ten points
With each gag
That sinks in

Left school and forgot it all
So I enjoy the yuks so small
Show says one and one is three
But somehow, it seems not right to me

Ah ah ah haw, ah ah ah hee, ah ah ah har har
Ah ah ah hee, ah ah ah haw, ah ah ah ah huh?

My knee is getting a slap
As I watch countrified pap
Give that there remote to me
Let's find another show to see

Watch, watchin' Hee Haw
Corny jokes
Buncha hicks on T.V.

Ride, take a hay ride
On a farm
Buck and Roy play for me

Watchin Hee Haw
Watch, watch, watchin' Hee Haw
Watchin Hee Haw
Rick And Mari songs on

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick - and this one is knee-slappin' good ol' country fun, HEE-HAWWW !! "Never good even on eight beers" - heh heh heh !! So true ... but they sho' did have some purty gals' on that there show.... 555
Leah Lockhart - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but enjoyed you making fun of hee-haw. ;-)

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