-> "Sven (Kramer - 'Wrong-Lane' Olympic Speedskater)"
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"Sven (Kramer - 'Wrong-Lane' Olympic Speedskater)"
Sven, on fast track for gold medal score
Keen to match the one you won before
In 5000, how you shone 
Prepared for you: A throne
All Netherlands could see
Sven, the heavy medal fav'rite there
Nerves: steel; confident, entitled air 
Stiffed, Dude-- golden dream denied
Your coach stood on the side
Laps counting, so you'd know
How many left to go
"The time was right, so said he
Inner lane: I was free
But coach was wrong; didn't see
Skate a 'bust'… DQ'd me" 
Sven, your coach should maybe move away 
Join the Peace Corps or the CIA
I think that's what I would do
If I were in his shoes
If my fault it had been
That the gold was lost for Sven
 Kramer set an Olympic record in the 5,000 meters earlier in the competition.
 Kramer did not win many friends in the international media when he called an American reporter "stupid" during an interview.
 Kramer turned in the fastest time, but was disqualified for skating in the wrong lane for the final eight laps, a result of incorrect instructions shouted to him by his coach.
 Speedskating is HUGE in the Netherlands. Sven Kramer is a big celebrity there, and the Dutch are angry! (Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry! -- Dr. David Banner.) One huge front-page headline, over coach's head: BLUNDER. Yep.
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