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Song Parodies -> "I Play Guitar Hero All Nite, And Halo Every Day!"

Original Song Title:

"Rock And Roll All Nite"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"I Play Guitar Hero All Nite, And Halo Every Day!"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

I grew up with Pac-man and Pong
My love for Pitfall, it was twice as strong
And Donkey Kong just drove me cra-zy

Most kids grow up and in-ter-ests change
My passion's goin' strong, some say it's strange
Might think I'm lame, might think I'm la-zy

I'll keep on playin'
I'll keep on playin'

I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!

I'm not addicted, don't say I'm in denial
My World of Warcraft name is "Raid-o-phile!"
Raid-ed too long, my mind is ha-zy

This Resident Ev-il Big Shot
Wastin' wastin' the time I've got
I'll be gamin' 'til I'm pushin' dai-sies

I'll keep on playin'
I'll keep on playin'

I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!

I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!
I...play Guitar Hero all nite
And Halo every day!

(repeat to fade)

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Matthias - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude! She's a gamer too!!! Arwen you have to be one of the best nerdy cute chicks in the world (of warcraft)!!!
Jonathan S. - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You're into Guitar Hero, too? You rock!!! Ssdly, though, IDKTOS.
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
rock on...lol
McKludge - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Dug the parody. Even though I don't play either game, I do spend way too much time playing Tiger Woods golf on my Wii. 5's for you.
But I really don't get the allure of Guitar Hero. If you want to pretend you're a guitar god, just grab a broom or tennis racquet and rock out to your favorite metal track. What's next, Bass Hero? Cowbell Hero?
Doppelbock - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Very witty. Nicely done.
John Barry - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Rock on II.
malcolm higgins - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
musically astute
stuart mcarthur - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
say, do you get to be Suzi Quatro with that Guitar Hero game? - I can see you doing Devilgate Drive every night, Arwen - nothing lazy or hazy about that ;-) 555
MrMacphisto - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm more of a Bioshock fan, but Halo is still good... Great idea and great execution... 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
What a gal! Perfect title sub, and cute parody to match. 555
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec) I liked how this was all-encompassing about the video-game-geek world, but not too insular. This should be the anthem for a number of people I know...
Peter Andersson - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
My mind is fragged by the sheer brilliance of using this OS for this parody subject, and the superb title sub, my only complaint is that it (the OS) is too short for your level of excellence! :-)
Arwen - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias...the truth of the matter is that I'm, at best, a semi-gamer. I DO love me some Guitar Hero...and some older games...but have never played Halo, even once...or World of Warcraft. I think the main reason I don't play more is because I know that if I did, I wouldn't stop. I have an obsessive personality that way. I have a lot of gamer friends, though...so I'm surrounded by their lifestyle...even if I'm not totally submerged in it. And I've definitely had my fair share of crushes on nerdy gamer guys... =)

Jonathan...yes...I LOVE GH. I've hit a wall in GH 3, though...I can't get past this certain level...but I will make it somehow. =) Thanks!

Alvin...thank you very much! =)

McKludge...I have to say that I didn't see the appeal of Guitar Hero until I'd played it. Oh my gosh...it's just addictively fun. And to the best songs! Try it. Try it and you will see.

Doppelbock...thanks!

John...hee hee...will do! =)

Malcolm...=) Thanks...I appreciate it. I don't get called astute all that often. =)

Stuart...who's Suzi Quatro? I generally like to be Judy Nails when I play...but that's because I think she has the cutest clothes. Hee hee. In GH 3, Casey Lynch's boobs are slightly falling out of her top, and the graphics are just good enough for me to see them. Hee hee...

MrMacphisto...like I said before, I have to admit that I've never played Halo. One of the fellas that I have been spending a lot of time with lately, however, leaves me alone every Sunday night for his weekly Halo party with friends. I've learned to resent it sufficiently...but still want to know what all the hot fuss is about. No girls allowed, though...I'll have to master it on my own and then beat him at it. =)

Kristof...thanks a bunch!

Agri...the people you know should get together with the people I know...they'd surely get along. ; )

K1...I have to agree. I'd gotten the parody almost entirely written before I realized that there was no more OS to work with. I wanted to work in SO many more games...=( But thanks!
Matthias - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec) I love Guitar Hero, I want to play Gutiar Hero 3, and now that I heard what you said about Casey Lunch I really want to play Guitar Hero 3!!!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Um. . .no comment on the above, the parody was cool, I myself have never played Halo so not familiar with that, and I fully support Guitar Hero as a Karaoke Revolution and Dance Dance Revolution fanatic, I love all music related games, so kudos there.
bobpiecheese - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Love Guitar Hero, aware of Halo thanks to my brother, can only remember the main line of OS, but it's enough to get the parody stuck in my head! Well done!
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.4) See above....this sounds like a game I just HAVE to try out!!!!
Phil Alexander - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm getting the feeling of missing out on some of these games - I've heard of Halo, but never seen it; not even heard of Guitar Hero (but it definitely sounds like my sort of game :-) )
Jeff Reuben - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought I commented on this when I first read it...sorry! I figured I'd at least drop by to say Halo. Anyway, loved the references to the old games (because I still love them). Well done!
stuart mcarthur - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
see above - love this idea -wish you'd altered some of the last chorus lines though, only because I wanted even more laughs - Suzi Quatro was huge in the mid-seventies with Can The Can and Devilgate Drive, and those songs stack up well even now - she was an authentic hardnosed guitar-playing rock'n'roll gal, the way Joan Jett tried to be, and btw where can I get hold of that GH 3 game!
Jack Wilson - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s Suzi Quatro rules on Happy Days!
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC- Wow, that's alot of videogame playing. I love the wide genre gap on my parody's videogame topic of Space Invaders to your Halo/Guitar Hero. Very well done, Arwen!
Ashkicksass - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I have a nephew who loves Kiss...and Guitar Hero...and Halo. I can't wait to show this gem to him! It's so fantastic!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Stu (McArthur) Just wanted to let you know someone did nominate Suzi Quatro--she will have a round in artistry. . .though I had never heard of her before her submission. . .
Read de comment - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Me 'gain. Now know the OS, and I must say you're deservin' of--

TRIPLE FIVES
as given by
JONATHAN S.
Uh, bit of an inside joke there...
DJ Blaze - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Currently, I'm addicted to the first Tony Hawk game for PS1. This parody mentions a ton of great games, and rocks my socks off at the same time. Gotta give you 555 more hours logged onto that Pokemon Diamond save file. BTW, McKludge, awesome Cowbell Hero joke.
SamuraiMaster - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Gamers united!

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