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Song Parodies -> "Loose Heel"

Original Song Title:

"Lucille"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Loose Heel"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

In a church in Salinas, the bells begin ringing
And the pews quickly fill up with guests
My camera man, Eddie
Has his camera ready
Everything's perfect, I'm blessed

Flower girls hold their flowers,
They've rehearsed for hours
And the best man is calmer than most
My father looks handsome
So brown, guess he tanned some
Just back from two weeks on the Florida coast

Hey, I've pitched a no hitter,
No flutters, no jitter
The weather is sunny and still
Not forgetting one thing,
The Murphy's Law cursing
When something can go wrong, it will

The crowd hushes whispers
And I start in walking
Arm in arm, with my Dad, down the aisle
One knee does some shaking
I hear something breaking
Then, clomp with a limp and a smile...

I picked a fine time to break a Loose Heel
The day of my wedding, this is all so unreal
I wear a white gown
Could be a nightgown
More embarrassed I could not feel
This ain't the best time to lose a Loose Heel

People are staring
I'm mentally swearing
Dad's tan turns as white as my dress
It's a ghost for the giver,
And I'm like Long John Silver
Peg-legging my way through the mess

We make the altar,
Reverend doesn't falter
The rest of the service goes fine
But, everyone sees a
Leaning Bride of Pisa
Thanks to this lost high heel of mine...

It was a fine time to lose a Loose Heel
The day of my wedding, it was all so unreal
But things turned out groovy, we sold the movie,
An "America's Funniest" deal
Perhaps a good time to break a Loose Heel







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alvin - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully written...especially like the long john silver / peg legging bit
Steve K. - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I like the "Leaning Bride of Pisa".
John Barry - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Great rhymes/lines throughout!
Parody Pete - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, Steve K. and John B
Rick C - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent story with great rhymes. 555 :-)
Parody Pete - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
And a thanks to you, Rick C.
John Jenkins - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good story. Very good "Leaning Bride of Pisa" line.
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful story telling, Pete...but I've got to ask; why were you wearing a DRESS at your wedding? ;-) 555+
Pete - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you John, and thank you Kristof R.. good question, maybe because I didn't feel that a speedo, or jeans would be very appropriate...or, maybe it's because I'm a lady.. ;)

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