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Song Parodies -> "Cock Fighting"

Original Song Title:

"Greased Lightning"

Original Performer:

John Travolta

Parody Song Title:

"Cock Fighting"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

My rooster is maniatic
It's pyromatic
And schizophrenic
Trained for cock fighting! Cock fighting!

We'll get some razorblade steel claws with a bad attitude
oh yeah
Keep pluckin' whoa keep pluckin'

We'll draw a chalk circle and then put our money down oh yeah
He'll win the money. He'll kill to win the money
He'll jump up and slice a neck and then out his eyes he'll peck
He'll fight and never quit and the winnings we can split
It's cock fighting
Go, go, go, cock a doodle-doo

Go cock fighting. You're kids will have a lot of fun
Cock fighting. Go cock fighting
Go cock fighting. Entertainment for everyone
Cock Fighting. Go cock fighting
You'll see some blood. So slam a Bud, at cock fighting
Go, go, go, cock a doodle doo

Watch the feathers flyin' around the ring
oh yeah
Hey we got a champion, the money he'll bring
oh yeah
We'll inject him up with rabies and only feed him scabies
Got a massive body count and a one, two, three you're out
Cock Fighting

Go cock fighting, you can bring along your wife
Cock fighting, go cock fighting
Go cock fighting, watch barnyard fowl lose their life
Cock fighting, go cock fighting
This is my dream, I'm getting mean, at cock fighting

Go cock fighting make a few friendly bets
Cock fighting. Go cock fighting
Go cock fighting won't believe how bloody it gets
Cock Fighting. Go cock fighting
I won some dough. This sport can grow. It's cock fighting
Fighting, fighting fighting, fighting
Fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting
Fighting!!!!

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Jeff Reuben - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent...best song about cock fighting I've ever seen!

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