Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bauer to the Rescue"

Original Song Title:

"Power to the People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Bauer to the Rescue"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

It must have taken me 24 hours to think of this.
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue, he's on!

Say you need a quick solution
He will fix it in just one day
Yes, he will provide thrills
With each guy he kills

Call in

Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue, fight on!

A dozen workers at CTU, now
Don't know jack about what to do
They follow Keifer "round
As he covers ground

And callin'

Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue, he's gone!

You gotta love his hard workin' ethic
He never seems to stop to eat or pee
He never gets the girl
He has to save the world

Cause he's

Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer to the rescue
Bauer in his show fifth sea-son!

Tick-tick-tick tick

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stinky Marshmellow - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
My name is Jack Bauer...hello?...I am Jack Bauer! lol that's all he EVER says. Well.. kind of.. Nice >.<

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johnlennon52.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 526