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Song Parodies -> "Happy Ending (Whore is Over)"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Xmas (War is Over)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Ending (Whore is Over)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ho, she is heaven
My regular one
I got her bent over
In a minute I'll be done
I'm glad she delivers
She's cheap and she's fun
Another Viagra
The night is still young

Another happy ending
And there's plenty of beer
Oh, yes that's a good one
It's such a good rear

And so this is heaven
We're still going strong
Downstairs is complaining
I'm at it so long
I so thank these hookers
The black and the white
The yellow and red ones
There's no silent night

Another happy ending
And there's plenty of beer
Oh, yes that's a good one
It's such a good rear

She was an "eleven"
I'm totally laid
I hope she comes over
Next time I get paid
One big happy ending
I had me some fun
I need me some sleep for
Now up is the sun

Another happy ending
There was plenty of beer
It sure was a good one
And I loved that rear

Whore is over
And I want it
Whore is over now




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Phil Alexander - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Guffaw! (er... does Mari know?)
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG, Rick! Have you no shame!? And how did this get past the censor! LOL 555
Ravyn Rant - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You're getting fives even though I'll never be able to hear TOS in the same way ever again, and I laughed so hard I went into a really bad coughing jag that sent my co-workers running to my desk to see if I was okay. I guess today's lesson is not to log on when I have a cold!
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Voted song of the month by the Amiright Rump Parliament.
John Barry - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm Chuckling.
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...it really feels like christmas now...5s
Johnny D - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find a parody on Amiright that is about...oh my dear...must I actually type that word...that is about...about...SEX!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
OBVIOUSLY people didn't pick up the sly double-entendre, this parody CLEARLY documents the evolution of professional bocci! 555

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