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Song Parodies -> "Jayna and Zan"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Jayna and Zan"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

Superfriends fans of the world unite!
Little ditty 'bout Jayna and Zan
Two Exorian kids sent to Earth with a plan
Jayna's turnin' into animal forms
Zan at least can pick cold or warm

Talkin' about powerds after beatin' Mr. Freeze.
Jayna's comfortin' her bro Zan
Sayin' "Look Zan, at least you can freeze"
.Zan say, "Hey Jayna it's just that you have
Cooler powers than me.
Truth be told, I know how it is
But I still need the League."

Yeah, fights go on
Long after he threat of evil is gone
Yeah, fights go on.
Long after the threat of evil is gone, they go on.

Zan sit back and reflects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head and does his best hot steam
"You know, Jayna, we should get rid of the monkey."
Jayna says, "Bro, Gleek's a part of this team."
Zan, he say a....

Yeah, fights go on
Long after he threat of evil is gone
Yeah, fights go on.
Long after the threat of evil is gone, they go on.

Be a roc
Be a mole
While I'm turning into water
Warm or cold
Hold on to powers, as it seems
Changes come around this time
Make us Eagles and Steam.

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Rice Cube - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...get rid of the monkey...hehe...
Beverly - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared, I think your work is great.....What do yo look like?
Jared - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh, thanks Bev..but I really don't look that great..I'm somewhat overweight, wear glasses, and am rarely clean-shaven..notthat great, right? Oh well, nice to see you like my work, at least.
A cougar,LMAO in the porta-potty - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This version sounded good even without the claps! 5's all the way!
Bradley Pendelton (Brad) - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Jared, you should talk the girls into liking you...not out of liking you.
B.P. - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You have to ac-cen-tuate the positive E-lim-inate the negative Get with Mr. Positive Forget about Mr. Inbetween

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