Swimming in the dark depths
Eyeing little fish and staying wet
Seaweed getting in his hose
Scaly fingers and long webby toes
Ruler of the cold sea
Never gonna meet landlubber me
Super in the sea muck
When he comes on land his powers suck

Oh Aquaman

There's Moby Dick
A mermaid singing loudly
In the brine
The action never stops
Find Nemo, dad
As old Limpett passes by me
There goes Jaws and Willie
Under the sea

Dining on shrimp
A hero must be bold
The ocean is so cold
And yet so deep
Aquaman, my friend
Your comics are so cheesy
You lame-ass gimp, you're put out by DC

Do you still now hope for
A movie based on you?
Do you think that people will shell out
Nine bucks for the sea view?
Yes I think you're on your last breaths
No deep sea diver flick
It's just too bad you weren't
Written by Stan Lee

Swimming in the dark depths
Eyeing little fish and staying wet
Seaweed getting in his hose
Scaly fingers and long webby toes
Ruler of the cold sea
Never gonna meet landlubber me
Super in the sea muck
When he comes on land his powers suck

Oh Aquaman