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Song Parodies -> "Aquaman"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Aquaman"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

To the Rodney Dangerfield of superheros...
Swimming in the dark depths
Eyeing little fish and staying wet
Seaweed getting in his hose
Scaly fingers and long webby toes
Ruler of the cold sea
Never gonna meet landlubber me
Super in the sea muck
When he comes on land his powers suck

Oh Aquaman

There's Moby Dick
A mermaid singing loudly
In the brine
The action never stops
Find Nemo, dad
As old Limpett passes by me
There goes Jaws and Willie
Under the sea

Dining on shrimp
A hero must be bold
The ocean is so cold
And yet so deep
Aquaman, my friend
Your comics are so cheesy
You lame-ass gimp, you're put out by DC

Do you still now hope for
A movie based on you?
Do you think that people will shell out
Nine bucks for the sea view?
Yes I think you're on your last breaths
No deep sea diver flick
It's just too bad you weren't
Written by Stan Lee

Swimming in the dark depths
Eyeing little fish and staying wet
Seaweed getting in his hose
Scaly fingers and long webby toes
Ruler of the cold sea
Never gonna meet landlubber me
Super in the sea muck
When he comes on land his powers suck

Oh Aquaman

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Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody shows some real depth, Highlander. Water you gonna think of next? 555
Ol' John Brown - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Triple 5's from neck of the woods! Great storytellin'!
alvin rhodes - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
best one i've read today...nice job
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
As proven by Baywatch: Women look much better than men in wetsuits. Aquawoman may still get a movie (imagine hot femme covered in drifting oil) but Aquaman should retire in the Titanic or the wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald. :-)
Claude Prez - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe this hasn't been done before. I'm just glad it didn't wind up in the wrong hands.
Paul Robinson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, it just so happens I'm posting an "Aqualung" parody for my return here. I like what you did with this one. 5's.

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