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Song Parodies -> "Ya Big Hairy Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Ya Big Hairy Woman"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

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Ya big hairy woman- get away from me
Ya big hairy woman- you look like a he
Don't come here hangin' around my door
Till I see fur shavings on the floor
You look like you belong in a zoo
The word "hirsute" was created for you
Now woman, make it go away
Ya big hairy woman, use some Nair today

Ya big hairy woman- get away from me
Ya big hairy woman- hangin' from a tree
Don't come climbin' into my bed
Cause I can't tell your butt from your head
Don't go outside, just stay put
Rumors start about Bigfoot
Now woman, make it go away
Ya big hairy woman, PETA's called today

Ya big hairy woman- I said get away
Ya big hairy woman- you're a stack of hay
Don't be showin' your furry face
Not allowed to have pets in this place
Want to prove you're one hot chick
Need more than a lady Schick
Now woman, make it go away
Ya big hairy woman, snip that fuzz today

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away, don't grow grow grow
I'm gonna shave you, woman
Gotta clip you, woman
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
You're so ape for me
I'm not ape for you
Gonna look at you right in the fur
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna shave
I know you're gonna grow
You know I'm gonna shave
I know you're gonna grow, woman
I'm gonna shave you, woman
Leg wax, Ya big hairy woman
Arm wax, Ya big hairy chick

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hair-dee-hair-hair! "Buzz buzz buzz buzz / Buzz buzz buzz buzz" - LOL !! - now THAT's inspired parody writing!! Rick, I enjoyed this hypertrichotic masterpiece. 5's
David Chrenko - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hair today, goon tomorrow. LOL
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice cut!
Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Check out the ads on the upper right!
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody!
Guy - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What a hair raising experience this must have been for you Rick. Don't you like cliches? I like cliches. There should be a lot more cliches. Someone should write a parody about cliches. Hmmm, where was I, oh yeah, I rate this a five day beard growth and it's worth three five o'clock shadows. Oh yeah, cliches, where was I, hmmm...
Claude Prez - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll be there to shear the ma'am...damn Nair perfect
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - A hairy situation, indeed. Didn't R.Crumb have a character named "Yetty" or "Yetta" that was a rather large woman with hirsute attributes. Johnny D - the only ad up there now is for an "Osama Song Parody" CD. Am I missing something or was something removed since your comment at 12:49pm today?
2nz - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
The opening comment is hilarious. Really funny, Rick. Hey, I think someone mentioned you in a song that was released on the 24th. Now what was it called...
Jack Wilson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!! 5's!
mac195 - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"Gotta clip you woman"... LOL!
~Lost~ - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LEAVE ME ALONE! lol no just kidding... 5,5,5 That was great, the best I've read in a loooong time!
Aaerni - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Jimi Hendrix did the original version of the original song, and more recently, Lenny Kravitz also did the song. Therefore, the original artist should be "Jimi Hendrix, later the Guess Who and Lenny Kravitz."
dude - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
aaerni - is based on a single performance of the song, and not who originally did it...
Mari D - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Aaerni -- "American Woman" was written by Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, Jim Kale and Garry Peterson of the Guess Who, from their album of the same title. Where did you hear that Hendrix did it first?

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