You thought that you knew who I was, oh my
Queenie, I am not the same old mellow guy
Couldn't stand any more "Annie" jokes
Baby, looks like I've been killin' folks

It's the dark force
Turning into Darth, of course
I was A-an-akin
Changed my name just like Ben
I've been a ma-arried man
And now I am divorced
It's that dark force

Palpatine has got me in his grip
Let a little darkness in my heart
Look at the new outfit that I went and bought
Boy, that big black mask gets rather hot

It's the dark force
It's the Jedi power source
I make troo-oops swoon
I now control the goons
I sound like James-Earl Jones
But breath like a sick horse
It's that dark force

I used to know that evil was wrong
Until I waved that big saber light
Now my story's gone down into myth
My momma would be proud to know she raised a Sith

It's the dark force
Turning into Darth, of course
I was A-an-akin
Should have known I had twins
I've was a ma-arried man
And now I am divorced
It's that dark force