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Song Parodies -> "Horseflies Adore You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Horseflies Adore You"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Thinking about how Ed Norton's wife must feel....
Horseflies adore you
They're attracted to that smell for miles
Horseflies adore you
It seems a hundred days since you bathed
I'm not amazed
Why flies adore you
So gross, so gross, keep yourself far

Carryin' several plagues
Prayin' "Get this odor away from me"
You were in sewage, then in filth
Looked so slovenly
Found filthiness a trap, always workin' in the crap
Till the poo became a part of you
You're the stinkiest chap

Horseflies adore you
They're attracted to that smell for miles
Horseflies adore you
It seems a hundred days since you bathed
I'm not amathed
Why flies adore you
So gross, so gross, keep yourself far

Headed for the shower now
Scrubbed off years of scum with soap and water
Rubbed that Lava to the bone
Scrubbed yourself to pain
Funny the more you clean
It seems to dredge up stench more obscene
I think residue is a part of you
Cause we're still all turning green

Horseflies adore you
They're attracted to that smell for miles
Horseflies adore you
It seems there is no hope, no last straws
For you're the cause
So flies adore you
So gross, so gross, keep yourself far

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Jack Wilson - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555

Ralph: "Norton, how do you guys breathe down there in the sewer?"

Norton: "Oh, we just take a lit candle down there with us, and when the candle goes out, that means there's no more air and it's safe to breathe."
alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...5s....i've never seen a horse fly....or a barn dance...or a waffle iron...
Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ain't no flies on you! As they say in the sewer, here's mud in your eye!

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