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Song Parodies -> "Bold As Lice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bold As Lice"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Been going through my huge pile of parodies, adding hard copies to books, and cracking myself up. (And wondering, "What was I thinking?" Stay around forever Chucky. I don't want to go through THAT again. Although at my present output, it will be a while. Oh, and working on the floor, I noticed my cat brought some friends with him. hence this new parody.

You’re as bold as lice
You travel those cats and mice you love

My hair has tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, above

I’ve looked at the floor, between the dirt and grime
(iiiicccckkk) You’re hopping the floor, from my beagles’ behind
You’re biting for blood, you’re itching away
(ahhh ahhh) A fortune in powders, that I have to pay

You’re emboldened lice
You travel those cats and mice you love

My pubes have tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, below

I’ve seen you on whores, (ooohoooh) I’ve seen you on a mime
(ooohoooh) You’re stuck in my pores, you’re with me all the time
You’re digging for blood, (ow-ow) You’re making me say
(EEEyow)A fortune in lotions, Please go far away!

Bold as lice, you’re now in my car
Bold, bold as as lice, you’re emboldened lice to me
bold bold bold as as as lice

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Chance Gollnick - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like you got a bad case of rice. Good song.
MasonR - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
No nits to pick here!
Old Man Ribber - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
As always, this one is uo to scratch! ;D
UnKnownVotrix - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, . . . a ~LicePaddyDaddy~, eh?
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Lucky I don't have lice...or the fact that I'm not lice! 555 RID products for this one! (RID is head lice treatment, usually for children but usable on adults as well).
John Barry - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick, good to see you back.

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