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Song Parodies -> "Pot Bellied"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Pot Bellied"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Well, I'm pot bellied, lookin' at me
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied

You don't have to read my mind to know my teeth are a-grind
Honey, I love to eat
Oh, you cook so fine, always say "Ready to dine?"
I wanna know what's for dessert after the meat

Tell me what you want, when we hit our fav'rite restaurant
Resist I can't, I don't think I'll ever be thin and gaunt

That's why I'm pot bellied, gut hangin' free
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied

Eat all night, now my pants are feeling tight
Can you pass the turkey?
But you've got to hand me a fork, come on dear, lay on the pork
Tell, me, am I fat, mama?
It sure feels that way to me

Is there food enough?
Will I be stopping when I'm really stuffed?
Is the pie all right?
Did you save a piece for me tonight?

Well, I'm pot bellied, can't see to wee
I feel that hunger burnin' inside of me
Kinda portly, man, I love to pig out
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied, big pot!

I don't think I'm through
Can we have another course or two?
Oh, before I do, I'll have to pass some gas that's in the queue

Well, I'm pot bellied, lookin' at me
I tip the scales at two hundred and three
Kinda flabby, man, I love to drink beer
I'm pot bellied, I'm pot bellied

Pot bellied, every day
Pot bellied, that bulge in the way
Pot bellied, now a pizza I've dialed
Pot bellied, look like I am with child
Pot bellied, I'm a little obese
Pot bellied, is there any more cheese?
Pot bellied, you're making some fries?
Pot bellied, gonna go up a size

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I resemble tha---er, never mind.
Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me belly laugh!
Adagio - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
"I'll have to pass some gas that's in the queue" hehe 5's
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555 for a good parody and to counter-act the idiot that gave this 1's
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I did vote you my waist-size, 555. Well, it's actually closer to 55.5.
Jeff Reuben - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it (and not just because it had "I love to drink beer" in it_
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
much better than the original lyrics...5s
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Horrible original. Great improvement.
Arwen - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Not sure how I missed this earlier, Rick! Excellent work!
Meriadoc - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeek! I was really hoping it was going to be about those cute little pigs... ;-)
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Another overeating parody that gets a big fat five.
Stuart McArthur - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
don't want to even think about that gas that's in the queue - 555

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