-> "Piano"
Original Song Title:
"Rhiannon"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Piano"
The Lyrics
Piano sits like a stone on the floor
And wouldn't you love to play it?
You got to try to just practice more
For lessons, got to pay it
Music life, you've never seen
Woman, eardrums made of tin
Would you play if the notes were just seven?
Give those tunes a spin
Hits the keys like a dog with a bone
And then there is the boners
She plays those scales with no sense of tone
And fills the room with groaners
Music life, you've never seen
Woman, eardrums made of tin
Would you play if the notes were eleven?
Give those songs a spin
Making such a din
Piano, piano, piano, piano
It sounds just like hell through the night
And wouldn't you love to kill her
She makes a noise like two cats in fight
And sings like Phyllis Diller
Music life, you've never seen
Woman, eardrums made of tin
Would you play if the notes were eleven?
Give those keys a rest
Making such a pest
Piano, piano, piano, piano
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Take it back
Take it back, oh my!
Take it back
Take it back, oh my!
Please no mo'
Please take up the banjo
Please no mo'
Please take up the banjo
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