Song Parodies -> Don't Shop

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't Shop"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

This is why I don't use credit cards..
When you wake up and you call your friend
Meet someplace where you both can spend
Down at the mall, with the credit card
I'm at work slaving ever so hard

Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me there's another store
Money's all gone, money's all gone

Why not think just for once 'bout me
All that cash does not grow on a tree
I'm not in the poorhouse yet
(But)I can't keep ahead of the debt

Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me who you're buying for
Money's all gone, money's all gone

All I want in my bank account
To be ahead a small amount
Our house is full of overpriced stuff
When will you say enough is enough

Don't shop, I can't afford the bills now
Don't shop, I will soon be broke
Don't tell me you went out for more
Money's all gone, money's all gone

Oooooh, take it all back
Oooooh, take it all back

buy buy
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Johnny D - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
As always, triple-5 from me for a good parody of the shop-til-you-drop philosophy.
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe..got a kick out of your little salutation there...lol Like the rest of your work,good stuff. TC :-)
Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute one, Rick!
Leah Lockhart - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, you have quoted the little angel against the little devil above my head...

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