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Song Parodies -> "The Chain (Revisited)"
Original Song Title:
"The Chain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"The Chain (Revisited)"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Way way back in the old days, before most of you were born, some toilets were still flushed by pulling on a chain...
I don't hear the flush flow
You zip your fly
Bowl's full of you-knows
Damn you man, use your eyes
And if you don't flush it now
With diffusion smell's gonna spread
For despite all my praying
You would never yank the chain
And if you don't flush it now
Will it biodegrade in the end?
But despite all my praying
You would never yank the chain
Wanna hear a clean flow
Would solve the plight
Toilet's a low-flow
Need a flush, need it twice
Stinkin' offence
Damn skid marks, damn this blight
And if you would flush it now
My olfactory'd say amen
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
And if you don't flush it soon
I will sever nasal nerve ends
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
And still you don't flush it now
Where's those lemon-stuffed Glade Plug-Ins?
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
(ominous toilet bowl rumblings)
Chain, you yank it never
Live like on skid row
Chain, you yank it never
Three tries for a low-flow
Chain, you yank it never
Leaving seat up, too - no!
Chain, you yank it never
Stuns even Fido
You zip your fly
Bowl's full of you-knows
Damn you man, use your eyes
And if you don't flush it now
With diffusion smell's gonna spread
For despite all my praying
You would never yank the chain
And if you don't flush it now
Will it biodegrade in the end?
But despite all my praying
You would never yank the chain
Wanna hear a clean flow
Would solve the plight
Toilet's a low-flow
Need a flush, need it twice
Stinkin' offence
Damn skid marks, damn this blight
And if you would flush it now
My olfactory'd say amen
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
And if you don't flush it soon
I will sever nasal nerve ends
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
And still you don't flush it now
Where's those lemon-stuffed Glade Plug-Ins?
You can still hear me praying
That you'd ever yank the chain
(ominous toilet bowl rumblings)
Chain, you yank it never
Live like on skid row
Chain, you yank it never
Three tries for a low-flow
Chain, you yank it never
Leaving seat up, too - no!
Chain, you yank it never
Stuns even Fido
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Heh heh, hell, even I didn't vote it fives... ;-D
Meriadoc, Jeez, I must be going soft in my old age(I can't help it, I love leaving set-up lines, I think it's in my jeans). I haven't voted yet but I don't see why it's NOT all 5's. Ist time I think I've ever had this disagreement from this side of the scorecard. But that's two votes for you from me for the "Amiright.com Sportspersonship Award" that doesn't exist. Blunt, honest, truly funny...Don't ever even consider running for Poltical Office if you reside in the U.S.A.
Very funny but it reads a little awkward! :-)
I liked the Sever Nasal Nerve Ends and Lemon Stuff Glad Plug-ins lines.
Icky. Just plain icky, gross, nasty, disgusting, and repulsive. Loved it :)
Heehee ! I can appreciate this. We had a chain flushing, outdoor dunny where I spent the first eight years of my life ! The memories came flushing....er.....I mean...flooding back ! Loved it too !
Dunny !!!!!!!
Always wanted to do this song but never attempted it. But well done you - the rhythm of the lyrics are hard to copy but this is good and it's funny!
I might have known you two would get here first... but I'd say that mine's different enough in concept and lyric to be worth posting, too :-)
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