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Song Parodies -> "Puts His Hand In the Band (He's the Man)"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hand In the Hand of the Man"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Puts His Hand In the Band (He's the Man)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Seems like there should be more lyrics, but this is what I found in the Elvis version.
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Who sells to ladies
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
With stale undies
Take a look at his life
And you'll be glad your father is not he
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Called Al Bundy

His wifeys' hair sure uses spray
He drives a Dodge from sixty-seven
It is sad what he sees
And he saw it for eleven
Poor Al lived his life, two kids and that wife
He sold shoe and sometimes two
And he showed us that he will make mistakes
For us to view, oh yeah

Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Who sells to heifers
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
With socks that kill
Take a look at his wife
And you'll be glad your father is not he
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Called Al Bundy

Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Who's such a loser
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
With one hand free
Take a look at his life
And you'll be glad your brother is not he
Puts his hand in the band, he's the man
Called Al Bundy



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PMS - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I never heard Elvis's version, but the one played ad nauseum in the 70's. It may have had more verses. All the same I love what you did with the OS
Paul Robinson - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Rick, but this is a fun read.
Johnny D - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Band leader to band members: "Can I get an A, men?"
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, fives

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