Song Parodies -> Can't Fit Him Under My Bed

Original Song Title:	"Can't Get it out of My Head"
Original Performer:	Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:	"Can't Fit Him Under My Bed"
Parody Written by:	Merry & Pippin

Quick hide! - we've been caughta
I hear my folk's Miata
Pulling in the drive they came
Glaring headlights palled our game

And I can't fit him under my bed
No, I can't fit him under my bed
Now my old man will shoot him stone dead
'Cus I can't fit him under my bed

Shotgun loaded up fine
Dad proves crackshot ev'time
Hormones were a rage tonight
Lurch into unclothe-ed flight

And I can't fit him under my bed,
No, I can't fit him under my bed
And the wardrobe is full of old spreads
And I can't fit him under my bed, no no.

Can't jump it's a pity
Balcony from window sill, built on a slope there's such a drop:
At least seventy feet
Spitting nails - I must skip town
I'll scream if hurled deep into bri-dal vows

And I can't fit him under my bed
No, I can't fit him under my bed
Now my old man will fill him with lead
'Cus I can't fit him under my bed, no no

Oh I can't fit him under my bed
No, I can't fit him under my bed
Paw's got barrels aimed at both his heads
And he's half hidden under my bed, oh no no no!

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Royce Miller - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Merry & Pippin; I can't remember how this original song goes, but I like your lyrics; it made me think of "you're just too good to be true..." only it would go, "you've got a really big head, can't fit you under my bed..."

alvin rhodes - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

hee hee hee..good one...5s

Billy Florio - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Now I cant get your parody out of my head......great job!

Jan Unwin - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

"Paw�s got barrels aimed at both his heads" LOL!!

Paul Robinson - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer & Pip - Funny stuff - Seems there's a whole bunch of real good parodies today done to songs that I know very well.

Mikey - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job!!!!

the Bono - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Prolific,and consistent witty talent. Go !! guys !!

mandamoo - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahaha ! LOVE it ! I'm impressed once again ! Excellent stuff, guys ! Reminded me of The Clampetts for some reason...

Diva - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Clever!

Robert J. Pagliaro - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good.

David Chrenko - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Like this one, especially the title. Good for 5s. The theme reminds me of my "Sunshine Of Your Love" parody, entitled "Gun-Shy In Your Shrubs". Must be a crime wave of trigger-poppin' daddies going on. You know you're date isn't going as well as planned, when . . .

John Jenkins - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good parody. I agree with Jan on the best line.

Mari D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny stuff!

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Song Parodies -> Can't Fit Him Under My Bed

"Can't Get it out of My Head"

Electric Light Orchestra

"Can't Fit Him Under My Bed"

Merry & Pippin

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