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Song Parodies -> "If You Cleave Me Now"

Original Song Title:

"If You Leave Me Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chicago

Parody Song Title:

"If You Cleave Me Now"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ouch.
If you cleave me now
You'll take away my favorite part of me
No baby, please not there
If you cleave me now, you'll hurt a very major artery
No baby, I've no spare

A bone like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and snip away?
I went too far and I was out of line
She was just nothing but a lay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today

A tool like mine is one that's hard and fine
How could you go and clip away?
I spent too much and now please hear my whine
It's too high a price to pay
Now my sorrow comes you might regret
What you do today

If you cleave me now
You'll take away the funnest part of me
No baby please oh no!
Oh girl, could you put it on some ice?

Call baby 9-1-1

Oh mama, I just got to have some stitches, yeah

You've gone too far, divorce is on my mind.

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John Wayne - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel your pain, dude. Excellent job.
Johnny D - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Now you can parody Michael Jackson's "Beat It" ...
John Barry - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
If you're cleaved, you can't beav.
Steven Cavanagh - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I never thought I'd say this to a guy, but.. nice cleavage.
Stuart McArthur - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
very witty Rick - moral: always sleep on your stomach - 555
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Apparently Rick has taken a cleave of his senses.
Meriadoc - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like the nob nob nobbin's been bob bob bobbin' along... ;-D

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