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Song Parodies -> "Pepsis, Cokes, RC's"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsis, Cokes, RC's"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I must pour me a flagon of a bubbly brew
Don't wanna drink no cans of that Mountainy Dew
Kaka would taste as greenishly good
Fresca's little hostile
Swill a couple bottles of Doctor "Prune"

Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
Let's hear it for the triple-y of brownish colas
Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
When drink is right all the head should fizzle 'round
With carbonate-y sound

Puked on Nehi, it's not the real deal
Crave Diet Rite? Have it with a bad meal!
Sprite's come and been, so has Seven Up
Soda's on the West Coast
And Pop is what ya call it in a midwestern pub

Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
Let's hear it for the triple-y of brownish colas
Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
When drink is right all the head should fizzle 'round
With carbonate-y sound

I never liked coolin' with a draught Root Beer
Or a Cream Soda pale
Drink up Fanta, then I blow orange bubbles
There's no value seen in Ginger Ale, uh huh
No value seen in Ginger Ale, uh huh

So just pour me a flagon of a bubbly brew
As longa it's a tops three mahogany hue
Cal'rie few - that watery Tab
Schweppes' a little uncool
Swill a couple bottles of Mister Pibb

Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
Let's hear it for the triple-y of brownish colas
Pepsis, Cokes, RC's
When drink is right all the head should fizzle 'round
With carbonate-y sound

(repeat and fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 3
 1
 
 5   19
 18
 19
 

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Airfarcewon - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Definitely not flat...fresh and bubbly...5's for a popjob..
John Barry - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
TIny bubbles. . .big votes.
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Now THAT's a sonic tonic for the parodonic!
Guy - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Now all we need is a rendition of Bicarbonate Pop-Sody. You two finally write something I know. 5 cent deposit on that empty quart soda bottle.
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderfully witty wordplay...if asked, i'd rate the drinks, thusly...coke... RC...battery acid...pepsi
CeramicsFanatic - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good idea for a parody, but the pacing doesn't quite match up... :-)
Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments everyone - and Karen, we will make a recording just for you so we can redeem our pacing! :-D
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Poppin' some 5's your way here...URRRPPPP...
Tim Mayfield - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite refreshing parody.
mandamoo - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is SO much better than the 'real thing' .....well.....nearly... ;-) You know, it never ceases to amaze me how you two always come up with such diverse and original themes and ideas ?! WAY too clever !!!
John Jenkins - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody, great title.
Jonathan C. - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoy your battery acid, Alvin, 'cause that's what Coke is. :D
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate Mountain Dew! I love Pepsi! I love this parody! I love Merry and Pippin! In a fraternal way, of course.
Meriadoc - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you again to all who voted. And Jonathan, you know what Pip and I think of Pepsi, but it was fun putting it in the parody anyway. :-D Hmmm.

Pach, maybe we could all get together and have a fraterne e trois... you can be on the left.... ;-)

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