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Song Parodies -> "I Want You To Taunt Me"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You to want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"I Want You To Taunt Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

a little S&M
I want you to taunt me
I need you to bleed me
I'd love you to shove me
I'm beggin' you to beat me

I want you to taunt me
I need you to bleed me
I'd love you to shove me
Just get out the nine-foot whip
Put on that big-ass hurt
I get off quickly from pain
If you flay and you glove me

Didn't die, didn't die, didn't die, though you're tryin'
Didn't die, didn't die, didn't die, flesh is flyin'
Feelin' all the welts, without a yell
You know I feel skin fryin'
Didn't die, didn't die, didn't die, though you're tryin'

I want you to taunt me
I need you to bleed me
I'd love you to shove me
I'm beggin' you to beat me

Just get out the nine-foot whip
Put on that big-ass hurt
I get off quickly from pain
If you flay and you glove me

(Song ends suddenly as Rick Nielson cuts himself on

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Stuart McArthur - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
the words don't fit the feel of Bread's "I want you to want me" so well Rick, which is the only one I know, but I assume the Cheap Trick song was asking for it - 555
Rick D - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
My comment on the bottom got cut off. The rest was....on a guitar pick. (Not really worth it, was it?)
Phil Alexander - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought that cut-off comment was intentional, Rick.. :-) I suppose the stalkers anthem comes next:
I want you to haunt me
I'll back you to track me
I'll dog you to dog me
I'll talk you into stalkin' me
Michael Pacholek - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
No doubt soon to be sung by the New England Patriots.
Bob Konigsberg - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good - Since I was a DJ, I've "experienced" multiple versions. You did good by Cheap Trick
Agrimorfee - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
YOu really whipped this one out, Rick. (Mr. One-man obviously didn't agree with you.)
David Pratter - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Rick! However, I surely don't want anyone to taunt me like that! Check out my dirty parody of the original song on whatfreaks.com.

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