The Queen dream themes have crept inside of my head
The Queen dream themes they've joined with me in my bed
The Queen dream themes they're starring Fred Mercury, oh no

They Tied My Mother Down and said You're My Best Friend
Unlike Van Halen's Dreams I don't think this nightmare will end, will end

Bohem'an Rhapsody
Is nagging at me
Ev'ry single night it's always quite obscene
The background in my dreams

The Queen dream themes they Flash inside of my head
(Flash inside of my head)
The Queen dream themes Freddie's with me in my bed
(Fred's with me in my bed)
The Queen dream themes they're gonna do it with me, oh no

Well, I can't tell Lies - that was the Thompson Twins
Or was it Fleetwood Mac? - Open my eyes and find Freddie, Freddie
And he tries to kiss me
He's hitting on me
Ev'ry single night they're invading my world
With strange Fat Bottomed Girls

That Brian May - he wants to play - his amp is powered on
For reasons untold Roger Taylor calls me Major Tom
That skin-tight jumpsuit - I hope Freddie he will keep it on
I'm Under Pressure - wanna 39 me on and on

'Cause this nightmare won't end
Need Prozac PM
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane
It's Queen inside my brain

These Queen dream themes I swear that Freddie's not dead
These Queen dream themes tell you he's here in my bed
I need release maybe some shock therapy

The Queen dream themes, dream themes, dream themes