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Song Parodies -> "Slob'ry"

Original Song Title:

"Aubrey"

Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Slob'ry"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

And Slob'ry was her name
A not so very sanitary girl or name
It's such a shame
For she couldn't stop that drool
That saliva always stained the stool
Such an awful malady that everyone could see
Take away the towel one time
It oozed right off her knee

And Slob'ry was her name
She dripped the floor until somebody had to mop
Oh, so much slop
Oh, you'd think she would've drowned
Accompanied by a low gurgly sound
Maybe she was backward or just funny in the brain
Caught some dread disease, or else just liked the feel of rain
And God, don't kiss the girl
And I've been a thousand times around the world, trust in me
Grosser than her you won't see

And Slob'ry was her name
And folks that knew her tried to keep her near a drain
She was a pain
Wish that I had run away
I have better things to do all day
I have learned to keep that wife apart from all the rest
If I can't keep the fountain off, I'll just clean up the mess
But how I diss that girl
And I'd go a million times around the world just for sport
I'm stuck with her, says the court


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Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You poor bastard. Here, have a chew-stick.
Paul Robinson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
No a dry thigh in the house in this one...DKTOS, but funny read ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
All right, all right, have some rawhide-flavored fives, too, they'll make ya drool.

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