Song Parodies -> It's a Hard Stake
| Original Song Title: | "It's a Heartache" |
| Original Performer: | Bonnie Tyler |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's a Hard Stake" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
It's a hard stake
Plunging is your heart's wake
Setting of the sun's late
Gee what a let down
Silver tool's rage
Buffy's on a rampage
Hamm'ring on your mouldage
Holy water-drowned
It's a hard stake
Ruffle-ing your smart cape
Snuffin' you's a darn jape
When it splits your gown
It's a night for blood to share
But it's kind of stuffy there (the tomb)
It'd be nice to bleed someone
As lunch is best when rendered as goo
Oh, it's a hard stake
Coffin's not inv'olate
Start to disin-TI-grate
Bat you won't be now...
Iron tool slain -
Though you had those cool fangs
Pounding is your soul's drain
Peeling off your shroud
Bit 'unsight' you are in mirror
Best unwind on cozy bier for two
And to rise undead is fun
Yet crosses are the ending of you
Oh it's a hard stake
Stuffing you with gar-laak
Guarantees that you'll quake
Sending you hell-bound
Silver tool shame
Transylvanian bane
Feeding spikes shut down
It's a hard stake
Sudden pole-ish mistake
Spread your dust around...
It's a cruel maim...
Plunging is your heart's wake
Setting of the sun's late
Gee what a let down
Silver tool's rage
Buffy's on a rampage
Hamm'ring on your mouldage
Holy water-drowned
It's a hard stake
Ruffle-ing your smart cape
Snuffin' you's a darn jape
When it splits your gown
It's a night for blood to share
But it's kind of stuffy there (the tomb)
It'd be nice to bleed someone
As lunch is best when rendered as goo
Oh, it's a hard stake
Coffin's not inv'olate
Start to disin-TI-grate
Bat you won't be now...
Iron tool slain -
Though you had those cool fangs
Pounding is your soul's drain
Peeling off your shroud
Bit 'unsight' you are in mirror
Best unwind on cozy bier for two
And to rise undead is fun
Yet crosses are the ending of you
Oh it's a hard stake
Stuffing you with gar-laak
Guarantees that you'll quake
Sending you hell-bound
Silver tool shame
Transylvanian bane
Feeding spikes shut down
It's a hard stake
Sudden pole-ish mistake
Spread your dust around...
It's a cruel maim...
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Complementary cleverness.
i'd rather have a steak in my gut than a stake in my heart...nice double dip today, hobbits
Not many parodies send this Turtle to the dictionary, but "mouldage" stumped not only him and Merriam, but Webster as well. Typo? Moulage?
Glad I'm not the only one to get a tune in the noggin and do multiple parodies. Another good send-up of an intricately-structured OS. Five silver bullets.
Glad I'm not the only one to get a tune in the noggin and do multiple parodies. Another good send-up of an intricately-structured OS. Five silver bullets.
This one I could get my teeth into ! Superb !
Thanks again to all. Tommy, I may use my 5 bullets to put into the OS, I never could stand it :)
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