-> "It's a Hard Steak"
Original Song Title:
"It's a Heartache"
Parody Song Title:
"It's a Hard Steak"
The Lyrics
It's a hard steak
Harder than a disc brake
Overcooked, I'm i-rate
It's so hard, I frown
It's a cruel game
A zero kilojoule shame
Bland and burned it be-came
Cooked it like a clown
It's a hard steak
Timer setting mistake
Cooked for ho-urs - no break
It's such a let down
It ain't bright with blood - it's seared
Take a bite I'm sore affeared - like glue
A faint guise of meat o'erdone
As such can be pretended as food?
Oh, it's a hard steak
Wish instead, I'd hotcakes
Coupled with a clambake
Hot and golden brown
It's no-chew bane
Knifing won't diffuse grain
Tantamount to glass pane
Reeling - overbrowned
It's benighted, rough and sere
Molars grind in vain to tear and chew
I can't slice - I need a gun!
No juices are appending this food
Oh, it's a charred steak
Beefy I can't par-take
Stuff it - I'll have corn flakes
Jett'son this Mad Cow...
It's no drool claim
Branding iron stood reign
Gleely on this chow
It's a hard steak
Toughy to mas-TI-cate
It's the worst in town
It's a cruel shame
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