Song Parodies -> It's a Heart On
| Original Song Title: | "It's a Heartache" |
| Original Performer: | Bonnie Tyler |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's a Heart On" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
In keeping with my new clean living philosophy, I give you a tender story about a couple exchanging gifts on February 14th...
It's a heart on
Nothing but a heart on
Put there by my new date
Put it on my go-ow-ow-own
He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Made it with his own hands
Took me on the tow-ow-ow-own
It's a heart on
Wearing his big heart on
Use it till the day's gone
When I lose my gown
It ain't wrong, I've love to spare
If we have a sly affair, or two
It ain't wise to breed someone
Until they have expended on you
It's a heart on
Nothing but a heart on
Fell onto the floor plate
As I went to tow-ow-ow-own
He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Gave in to his demands
As we went on dow-ow-ow-own
It's his heart on
Pinned on me his heart on
Valentined me good, mate
Think true love I've fou-ou-ou-ound
Nothing but a heart on
Put there by my new date
Put it on my go-ow-ow-own
He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Made it with his own hands
Took me on the tow-ow-ow-own
It's a heart on
Wearing his big heart on
Use it till the day's gone
When I lose my gown
It ain't wrong, I've love to spare
If we have a sly affair, or two
It ain't wise to breed someone
Until they have expended on you
It's a heart on
Nothing but a heart on
Fell onto the floor plate
As I went to tow-ow-ow-own
He's a tool man
Big old strapping tool man
Gave in to his demands
As we went on dow-ow-ow-own
It's his heart on
Pinned on me his heart on
Valentined me good, mate
Think true love I've fou-ou-ou-ound
Still working on recordings...
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a big ol' RED heart on, i imagine.....LOL....5s
"Don't go breaking my heart on"
Heh heh - sure glad you are keeping clean....
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