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Song Parodies -> "Peeled at a Bris"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed with a Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Peeled at a Bris"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Just a snippet.....
It's located near my thigh, such a bummer
Hoping the scalpel won't miss
It's just 'unneeded stuff' - Rabbi says it is better
Peeled at a Bris

Guess it's gonna lose the fold and be numb-er
Should I wail 'amen' to this?
Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better
Peeled at a Bris

Recast now like a helmet
To pare that foreskin's unfair
My fun anteater-shaped pole's through
They bobbed it - it's been laid bare!

Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer?
Sure be more fun to kiss
Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember
They peeled it at a Bris

(cutting violins)

"Benefits are many-fold" told my Mama
"More hygiene and cleanliness"
Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better?
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris

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Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mazel tov !
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
ouch now....very funny concept...5s
Rice Cube - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Cutting edge.
Jerry Seinfeld - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's what I'm talking about. A Bris, a moyel, and cinnamon babka. How gross and disgusting. 5-5-5
MasonR - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Such a big deal over such a small thing! ;-) Great job!
Leo Jay - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! "Make the honeys more inclined..." -- that's reason enough right there
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I know where the idea for "The First Cut Is The Deepest" came from. Ooohhhh!!! 6's become 5's under this knife...
THE BONO - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
CUTE..DAMN CUTE.
mandamoo - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
'One Slip' by Pink Floyd comes to mind......even *I* crossed my legs reading this one ! Brilliant !
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
oi-vey you two.. brilliant though I'm glad I'm not jewish.. keeps it a little warmer in the windy days when you have a kilt on..
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
*wince* Loved this one, though I'm a brutha who's in tha hood. DKTOS so I'll look it up before voting.
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me give you 555, and I'll let you keep the tip!
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahhh... so that's what "snips" are in "snips and snails and puppy dog tails"!!! :D Nice work! (SOTM)
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) See above.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) Oh the irony, but I consider this one 'too short' . (You still get 5s)
Spaff.com - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Bobby Vinton did this? Yuck. I know the Brian Hyland version, which can't be much better. Anyhoo, I'm Jewish-recessive so I didn't know what a bris is - so I thought this was going to be about a drunk relative stripping at a bar mitzvah or something. Now I get it. Ouch. Great job - loved the hummer line.
Adagio - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(MAY SOTM) Good one...hehe!
John Jenkins - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody - good job with "summer" rhyming.
2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Have I mentioned lately that you two hobbits create some of the best sound-alike rhymes on the site. Great work throughout. Fave line was definitely "Benefits are many-fold".
Peregrin - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, and 2nz for your kind comment
Baeutiful - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Inspiring!
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this classic? Driven away from it by repressed memory, I suppose.
2Eagle - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You really gave that sappy old song an edge.

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