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Song Parodies -> "Carmella (WWE Diva Search)"

Original Song Title:

"Godzilla"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Carmella (WWE Diva Search)"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

Seeing as this'll be going up the day of the RAW wehn the Diva winner is decided, I figured I'd treat all the wrestling fans at AmIRight about my view of the girl who NO WAY deserved to last this long......
With a roll of her eyes and a disinterested sound
She lets each man in the TV audience down

From Chris Benoit down to the A-Train
They all dread if she will be working with them

She lets out a sigh and she looks to the ground
As every diva challenge is being fully announced

Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!

Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!


Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!
Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA! Car-MELLA!

Oh no, we say she's got to go, no more Carmella!
Oh no, leave the freaking show, just go, Carmella!

Coachman screams again and again
How she'll be the choice of hundreds of men
CARMELLA!

If Christy doesn't win, we'll all go insane
Her lack of interest causes us pain
CARMELLA!

Thank God the viewers' votes are what's law
So we won't have to see her appearing on RAW
CARMELLA!
GO CHRISTY! :)

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Jared - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, thanks to the update backlog, this wnet up way later than I expected...it was written and submitted on sunday, please keep that in mind
Wolfman 3:16 - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is outstanding, I watch RAW IS WAR every Monday. Keep up the great work!!!! www.wolfman316.com

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