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Song Parodies -> "Takin' Quite a Long Whiz"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' Care of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Takin' Quite a Long Whiz"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

You get up in the morning
There's a full sack forming
Run into the bathroom for some peein'
It sounds like it's rainin'
With your willie slowly drainin'
You feel once more a human bein'

You ought to take your time
You should wait for the last sign
You remember all those beers you drank
When you heave that final sigh
Cause you think you're finally dry
Then get some coffee and refill the tank

And you'll be
Takin' quite a long whiz- down beneath
Takin' quite a long whiz- what relief
You'll be takin' quite a long whiz- on the go
Takin' quite a long whiz, handling the flow
Leak out!

You hear that water a-fallin
As you answer Nature's callin'
An underrated joy for fellows
Think of all the chagrin
When you have to hold it in
For your bladder don't inflate like bellows

People see you on the run
They know you aren't having fun
As you head for the room with the tile
It's a great workplace excuse
To take a break and get loose
When you're done, got two reasons to smile

And you'll be
Takin' quite a long whiz- like a bull
Takin' quite a long whiz- cause you're full
You'll be takin' quite a long whiz- book in lap
Takin' quite a long whiz, turnin' on the tap

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Jack Wilson - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job, Rick! 555!
Kristof Robertson - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing like a bit of toilet humour first thing...555
Troy - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha that was a good one, all 5's mate!
MrMacphisto - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so funny, you'll piss yourself...
Pun Pun Pun - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
How to make a song pissy and funny at the same time. 3-5s and a number 1.
alvin rhodes - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
pee is for perfect
Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
They say a picture is worth a thousand words - I am glad we got the words instead of the picture...hee hee. ;-)
Adagio - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
5's Had to look this up...I was curious after Merry made that comment! :D Glad I did.
Bionic Coyote Coupon - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
My goodness! This is one hilarious parody!

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