-> "Takin' Quite a Long Whiz"
Original Song Title:
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Takin' Quite a Long Whiz"
You get up in the morning
There's a full sack forming
Run into the bathroom for some peein'
It sounds like it's rainin'
With your willie slowly drainin'
You feel once more a human bein'
You ought to take your time
You should wait for the last sign
You remember all those beers you drank
When you heave that final sigh
Cause you think you're finally dry
Then get some coffee and refill the tank
And you'll be
Takin' quite a long whiz- down beneath
Takin' quite a long whiz- what relief
You'll be takin' quite a long whiz- on the go
Takin' quite a long whiz, handling the flow
You hear that water a-fallin
As you answer Nature's callin'
An underrated joy for fellows
Think of all the chagrin
When you have to hold it in
For your bladder don't inflate like bellows
People see you on the run
They know you aren't having fun
As you head for the room with the tile
It's a great workplace excuse
To take a break and get loose
When you're done, got two reasons to smile
And you'll be
Takin' quite a long whiz- like a bull
Takin' quite a long whiz- cause you're full
You'll be takin' quite a long whiz- book in lap
Takin' quite a long whiz, turnin' on the tap
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