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Song Parodies -> "Mister 'Cold and Bare'"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Mister 'Cold and Bare'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Had to do this song after I did the recording with Mer and Pip. Was in my head for days.
Well I tried to sneak out Sunday, just to get the morning news
But it wasn't any fun day, I forgot my shorts and shoes
My thin robe caught on the doorknob, and the front door quickly shut
And I stood there in the snow flashing my butt

Well, the children stopped and stared at "Mr. Cold and Bare" outside
And the howls of laughter blared at "little me" and my raw hide
I was lit'rally embar-assed, and the windows were all locked
Like a madman I just ran around half-cocked

And the neighbors used their cell phones
And a black and white replied
I fell down and broke my leg bones
But my cries for help denied
Well, I just can't take it
There's no explaining
How I got naked

Well, I went down to the station, "Mr. Cold and Bare", the letch
And they gave me some warm coffee, once I stopped inside to retch
Now I got some big "esplainin", even then I'll have to move
For once on that list, no innocence you prove

For the neighbors used their cell phones
And that black and white rolled in
I fell down and broke my leg bones
And they said that I had sinned
Well, I just can't take it
There's no explaining
How I got naked

Boo cop, boo cop, boo cop, boo cop
new recording "Whiz"

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Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You have the right to remain (insert your own joke here)!
Arwen - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Rick!! I'm still giggling...=) 5s!
Ashkicksass - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO Rick!
Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is sooo funee!! 5's (You recorded with M.and P.?)
Rick D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I played the backing track for "Stupid Folding Chair", but it's a little hard to hear. Anyone else wants it to record their own version over, let me know. I would be greatly amused to have several versions of the same song on "Recordings" all with my backing track.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I might consider giving my parody "Stupid Human Trick" a whirl.
Rick D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
We'll send you the MP3. (There's a joke here somewhere Mer/Pip3?)
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
funny stuff, rick...5s
Joelle - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's!
Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I do like parodies that tell a tale, however tall a tale they tell :-)
Meriadoc - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't wait to hear the recording Rick! :-D

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