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Song Parodies -> "It's a Folding Chair"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Folding Chair"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Pippin already had this in the works when the other two parodies of this song came out yesterday (both excellent, BTW) so we decided to finish it up while the song was fresh in everyone's mind... ;-)
Well I pried this shaky lawn chaise
But I guess the hinges stressed
And it's left me kind of stunned, hey?
'Cus it happened while undressed
It was made down in Gibraltar
Shoddy workmanship's a crime
Now this furniture attacks me all the time

Sell it cheap, so cheap I bought two
It's a folding chair surprise
And it's rusty springs and loose screws
Causin' water in my eyes
I'd complain in correspondence
But I've got worse things on my mind
Read and find out why - the pain's sending me blind!

Will you help me solve this riddle
The spring's caught my pubic hair
My appendage may be little
Not enough, though, to be spared
Well I cry and shake it
My thing's decayin'
This truss - can't break it!

Well, I'm deep in slinky corkscrew
Of a folding chair surprise
And I cuss and swear aloud too
'Cus it snapped shut 'tween my thighs
Now I am getting all despondent
As I've seen 'Boo-Boo' misaligned
Because fortune's seen my frank and beans entwined

It's impossible to piddle
Now too late to breed an heir
Pride and Joy's caught in the middle
Of this satanistic chair
Willie-cide it makes it,
I should start prayin',
It's gonna break it...

Bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit
A bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit...

(repeat and fade)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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mandamoo - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha ! Priceless ! THAT was hilarious ! I only wish I could give it a higher score for laughs alone ! Excellent as per usual.
Johnny D - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
And you can tell everybody
This is your dong
It's in formaldehyde but
Now that it's gone
I think you will find
I think you will find
That the tabloids will declare
That alien eunuchs abducted your chair....

5's, and now I'm startin' to think I've gotta do a parody of "Sister Golden Hair" now, too! Hmm....hmm....let's see now....hmm.....
Melhi - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tonight on Fox: When Lawn Furniture Attacks! Hee hee. In other words: Very funny and well done.
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever idea. Reminded me of the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving cartoon when Snoopy had to deal with the Lawn Chair From Hell. :)
Tim Hall - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheap lawn furniture: yet another reason to boycott Wal-Mart. Great job!
Jan Unwin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it!! Truly a gem.
Adagio - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This was SO cute. Good visuals, I kept saying 'ouch,'ouch','ouch' throughout! 5's
John Jenkins - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody. Great word play, especially with the anatomical references.
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one, though painful to read...5s
Meriadoc - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! This was mostly Pippin's and I still convulse in laughter everytime I read it! ;-D
CeramicsfFanatic - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one had me in stitches!!! Great effort! ;-)
Billy Florio - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Something is disturbing about this one....lol, anyway, great word play and writing!
Rick D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me know if you got my messageboard reply.
Peregrin - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Who Rick? Merry or I? Or someone else? Board is down right now..
Rick D - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Yeah. It was suggestions about recording, and how we might do it from afar. The gist was any way you have of sending me a vocal track in rhythm and reasonably in tune, I can probably do something with. I remember telling you that I have a feature in my studio where I can make male to female changes in a vocal. (octave shifts, basically) Email me with song suggestions and descriptions of what you have to record with.
Jared - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, guyals, but I DKTOS..good luck in the contest tho, and this was funny
Rick D - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I reread it and find it funnier than the first time, and now I know the chords. I'll work on it.
Adagio - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL again for the SOTM!!
Johnny D - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
April SOTM - see above!
Mari D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ow! Funny stuff!
Claude Prez - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The chair is not my son. Uh, just so you know. Anyway, funny funny stuff; loved the Bobbitt part.
neminem - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
*winces*
Very nice. I had a chair break on me a while ago, but luckily *not* in this particular way. You get 5s.
2nz - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Laugh so hard that I cry. I was crying already for obvious reasons but still.
Spaff.com - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow - this made me laugh. And no one heard at all, not even the chair. Very very well done. Many great lines.
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - OUCH! Very, very funny and well done. 5's.
APRIL 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
SILVER MEDALIST
http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,759.0
APRIL 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH SILVER MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=1328;image
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"I'd complain in correspondence, But I've got worse things on my mind" - heh heh. This remains one of my faves of yours, Smeagol & Gollum. Great stuff.
John Jenkins - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The images and clever rhymes; particularly piddle, heir, middle, chair; are still hilarious.
Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
how how funny, M and P! - LMAO - 555
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Remind me why you were naked again... Still hilarious, M & P.
Arwen - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I was just reading random news this morning and came across this story...

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=18046&in_page_id=2
I immediately thought of this parody!! =)
Johnny D - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
GAAAAHHHHH!!!! I just looked up that news story Arwen posted a link to!
Peregrin - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Ouch ! Thanks, Arwen, for that link. My legs are crossed as I type this :)
Guy - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
M & P - This is a hoot. Pip, as you know I did a same type song on this OS. I hope you guys are not upset that I did it. I failed to look up anything previous that was done to this OS. Your's is a real hoot compared to mine. You two get the credit and I'm sorry for walking onto your stuff. I can have my parody removed if you would like. Sorry.
Peregrin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, this is not a problem. Have no concerns. Glad you enjoyed it, as you know we did, yours.
Wendy Russell - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
"Awesome"
Peregrin - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping in and commenting Wendy :)

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