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Song Parodies -> "I Knead You"

Original Song Title:

"I Need You"

Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"I Knead You"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We’ve yeast to add
We’ve yeast to ply
Put yeast to dough for breads and watch it rise
Don now a-pron
I’ll get the oven on
And bake the best of what’s soon bread to be
Bread to be
Bread to be

I knead you
Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ll start it in big pan
This dough I knead you
‘Cus the mixture needs tending
This dough I knead you
I knead you

It bakes away
Kitchen fills with bouquet
Inflowing nose with yeasty waftings
It then became
A high loaf of bread, by name
Self-raising glory – mold there won’t be!
It’s crusty
It’s crusty

I knead you
Start the butter softening
While dough I knead you
Place out jars of homemade jam
While dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you

Strike! The oven bell’s gone ding!
And now my feed’s due
Dress it up or eat it plain
For sure, I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you

Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ve started o’er again
This dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you

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alvin - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
i like what ya baked up
MasonR - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
No matter how you slice it, this was a good one!
Andy Primus - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
A tasty parody & certainly not half-baked
LittleCUPcakes - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
M & P: I'm surely ready for some holiday baking treats!
mandamoo - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
A companion piece to your last parody perhaps? Cooked to perfection as always :)
John Barry - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Kneadless to say, this is good.
Below Average Dave - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You guys have a particular love for unsightly pain. . .very funny guys
adagio - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good, as always...that's why I click on your all's
The Accountant - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
If I were Homer I would say "dough"

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