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Song Parodies -> "Bellow! Say eh? (The Canajian Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Hooray"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Bellow! Say eh? (The Canajian Song)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I was trying to think of something that bellowed, and then eureka! Elks bellow...moose bellow... ;-)
Bellow! Say eh?
Let the snow begin.
Sing with Geddy!

Bellow! Say eh?
Let the elks go in.
Nelson Eddy!

Checkin' out these provinces
Those stunning Hockey Teams!
Roughing it ice fishin'
Many mooses by the streams!

I've been waiting so long for land to thaw
And I've been waiting 10 months for sunshine to come
Oh I've been drinking Labatts 'til I'm a surly drunk

Eh shout! Eh shout!
All the young Canadians ski and skate and shoot
Like Wayne Gretzky

Puck out, no doubt
With the fun maple leafs and winter boots
Froze already!

Empty are most provinces
('Cept salmon really teem)
Toronto to Vancouver
Endless wasteland in-between!

I've been paying so strong that taxation
Much time spent waiting so long for grizzlies be gone
And I've been thinking it's wrong they snowmobiles outrun

Northern pride it's underpinned
Cold freezes farts and moose raid our bins!

(musical interlude of walruses barking and ice dripping)

God this weather's so wrong
Winter's so long
Oh damn it's long
It's just too long
It's just too long
Too long!
God I need my bong
Where is my bong?

(fade away like a small glacier)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll give this three 3.5s. With the exchange rate, that's three 5s.
alvin rhodes - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i bellowed with one i read today....very good !
Meriadoc - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! John, you should get a copy of this song, it's one of Alice's best! (Altho' Pippin disagreed strongly... :-P )
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Wouldn't have thought of doing a parody to this one - it's one of my favourite singalongs (but I've yet to find a karaoke DJ who stocks it).. so, M&P, are you trying to tell us you're really Canadian?
dan - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
how come so many people think Canada's this way? I just don't get it! Sure we may say things differently and pronounce things a little different, and even use a better system for measuring, and why do people think it's so cold?? I was sweating today 'cause it was so hot outside! ...well, that's my two cents... i hope to hear a response...
Meriadoc - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Dan... define 'hot'. ;-) We wrote this mainly because we have a few Canadian friends that we knew would get a chuckle out of the stereotypes... :-)
Peregrin - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Dan, it's all just fun. We have written a number of stereotype parodies, about Australians (Vegemite, Down Under) and New Zealanders (Sheepster). It's all meant in good humor!

Phil, YES! That's it! We are both from Canada! You have worked us out!
dan - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, i guess it's funny. it's just that i've heard things like this so many times, i dunno, i guess this was the one that i just blew up on, sorry bout that... later
mandamoo - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
As an Aussie, I loved your take on all things Orstrayan.......hysterically funny ! As for this one ! Brilliant !

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