Song Parodies -> There Ain't No Brains in Southern California
| Original Song Title: | "It Never Rains in Southern California" |
| Original Performer: | Albert Hammond |
| Parody Song Title: | "There Ain't No Brains in Southern California" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
As if the freeways didn't already move slow enough....
Got onto the southbound 405 at Sunset
Couldn't get off 'cus the exits were all blocked
All those protesters from Hollywood
USC and Westwood
Were flocked, were all flocked
Seems there ain't no brains in Southern California
Only marchers out protesting by the score
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war!"
Just off work, I need that freeway
But I won't be getting on today
They're laying down! They're in my way!
I wanna go home!
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war!"
Will you tell the folks at home I'm stuck in traffic
There's banners that all say "No War for Oil"
Please just tell the kids that maybe
Their Dad'll be home Friday
He's embroiled - stuck in this coil
Seems there ain't no brains in Southern California
Only marchers out protesting by the score
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war"
Couldn't get off 'cus the exits were all blocked
All those protesters from Hollywood
USC and Westwood
Were flocked, were all flocked
Seems there ain't no brains in Southern California
Only marchers out protesting by the score
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war!"
Just off work, I need that freeway
But I won't be getting on today
They're laying down! They're in my way!
I wanna go home!
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war!"
Will you tell the folks at home I'm stuck in traffic
There's banners that all say "No War for Oil"
Please just tell the kids that maybe
Their Dad'll be home Friday
He's embroiled - stuck in this coil
Seems there ain't no brains in Southern California
Only marchers out protesting by the score
There ain't no brains in California,
Just signs that inform ya:
"No war, no Bush war"
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Most of the brains from Southern California have moved here to Nevada
Great parody - this be a brainless city also!
Drove that burg for way too long. Always welcome a slam of LA.
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