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Song Parodies -> "Mac-in’ the Cattle"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the Saddle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Mac-in’ the Cattle"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Big Mac!
They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!
They’re Mac-in’ the cattle agaim

Grindin’ up some cow-ish loam, so the diner’s consume
They’re cookin’ poor ole Bossie’s bones, she graze no more, hay-strewn
Frycook simmerin’ pink what once was quad and spry
Now Ron McDonald & Inc. serves up with apple pie

They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!
They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!

Angus-y’s no cheesy delight until it’s lifeless, done
Two all-beef patties hot tonight, I like them ses’me buns
Grillin’ up them moos and calfs, no cattle more
Shorn bits get inserted in Macs flat beef galore
Firm’s ground all o’ the kine (prefer with Coke not Pep)
Gold Arch endin’ their time, the ruminants are… hacked!

They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!
They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again

They’re fryin’, the meat is gonna sizzle
Cows fryin’. It’s really savvy fiscal
For fryin;’ machinin’ up some mammal
A-fryin, on plate you gonna sample

They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!
They’re Mac-in’ the cattle again
Big Mac!

Side o’ fries!
Side o’ fries!
Side o’ fries!

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Porfle Popnecker - July 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done!
AFW - July 21, 2012 - Report this comment
One a' them bulls must a' "Oned" ya'...Pun Award, "ses' me buns
wandlimb - July 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I might be going vegetarian again after reading that.
Meriadoc - July 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Pop: I like 'em a bit rare myself.

AFW: Nah, I think it was some dingbat who thought we were doing the Gene Autry song...

Wandlimb: Kinda descriptive, wasn't it? ;)

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