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Song Parodies -> "Big Ten Inch 'Record'"

Original Song Title:

"Big Ten Inch Record"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Big Ten Inch 'Record'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I cut one-----verse of this song. Believe me, you'll wish I'd cut more.
Got me a strange intestine
When I got a loaf to pinch
I can really get it goin'
When I poop out a big ten inch

Record breaking log that clogs the bowl
Yes the load that clogs the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole

I bought a brand new toilet
Installing that thing was no cinch
I went in to test the waters
And I made a fresh ten inch

Record breaking log that clogged the bowl
Yes the turd that clogged the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole

I had to call a plumber
He had to get and use a winch
Handed me the invoice
He charged twenty for every inch

Record breaking log that clogged the bowl
Yes the stool that clogged the bowl
Just won't flush that big ten inch
It just won't go down the hole

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.5

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Jonathan C. - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
It stinks, but in a good way. ;)
Agrimorfee - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great self-plug, Polly. Don't ask anymore.
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO and feelin' queasy as well......5...5....5
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Just tell me the missing verse didn't involve the phrase "nastier than the Grinch"...
Rick D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It was that or "bigger than a finch".
Jan Unwin - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm feeling a little flushed. 5-5-5
Meriadoc - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Just gotta love that low flow humor... ;-D
Stephen - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one of the funniest parodies I have ever read.

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