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Song Parodies -> "Got VD"

Original Song Title:

"T.N.T"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Got VD"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Never send your soldier in without a helmet. A public service message from Floyd's Garage and the Buttplugs
Ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch

Pus is dripping from my privates
And it really hurts to pee
Not sure how I got it yet
But now I am not clean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Used no rubber
Used no condom
Man that was really dumb


Now I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?

I'm dirty, diseased, it burns like hell
I'm a sorry man
My Johnson shriveled and turned black
Understand?
I don't want your daughter
Don't want your wife
On the bathroom floor
Hacked it off with a knife
Couldn't take the pain
Flushed it down the drain

Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?

Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?

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Leah Lockhart - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, although I would've thought it would go better with "Dirty Deeds." Just a thought ;-)
Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Perhaps, Mr. Johnson should take better care of himself.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
5 big (swollen?) balls.
Peregrin - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You're an interesting man Floyd! Impressive!

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