Song Parodies -> Got VD
| Original Song Title: | "T.N.T" |
| Original Performer: | AC/DC |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got VD" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Never send your soldier in without a helmet. A public service message from Floyd's Garage and the Buttplugs
Ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch
Pus is dripping from my privates
And it really hurts to pee
Not sure how I got it yet
But now I am not clean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Used no rubber
Used no condom
Man that was really dumb
Now I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
I'm dirty, diseased, it burns like hell
I'm a sorry man
My Johnson shriveled and turned black
Understand?
I don't want your daughter
Don't want your wife
On the bathroom floor
Hacked it off with a knife
Couldn't take the pain
Flushed it down the drain
Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
Pus is dripping from my privates
And it really hurts to pee
Not sure how I got it yet
But now I am not clean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Used no rubber
Used no condom
Man that was really dumb
Now I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
I'm dirty, diseased, it burns like hell
I'm a sorry man
My Johnson shriveled and turned black
Understand?
I don't want your daughter
Don't want your wife
On the bathroom floor
Hacked it off with a knife
Couldn't take the pain
Flushed it down the drain
Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
Yeah, I've got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
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Good one, although I would've thought it would go better with "Dirty Deeds." Just a thought ;-)
Perhaps, Mr. Johnson should take better care of himself.
5 big (swollen?) balls.
You're an interesting man Floyd! Impressive!
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