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Song Parodies -> "I'm Donald Duck"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not in Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

10cc

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Donald Duck"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

The cartoon character's secret life....
I'm Donald Duck
Don't call me Daisy
It's some cross-dressing phase I'm going through
A must - sans drawers
In all the strips
Don't got no dong,
Else feathered, not displayed
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

I like to freebase
And snort cocaine
I'm just a queen, and brawn you've much, Mickey
It shan't appall you
A little buss
Don't tell Minnie about the two of us
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

Be quiet
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack
Mouse boys don't quack

I keep this secret
From Uncle Scrooge
I shy from aggravating billionaires
And those espec'lly
Whose heir I am
If known I blowed - he wouldn't leave a groat to me
I'm Donald Duck, you know, it's my flaw...

Huuuu-ey wants to fly-fish with me
Deeeew-ey starboard looks fine
Louuuu-ie boating fun time with three
Maaaa-sters, bait a long line

I'm Donald Duck
I hit on Daffy
He sputters, willing tho' - he's fawning true
My fame it draws
I'm "drake magnet"
Indulge my long
Fetish for web feet, splayed
I'm Donald Duck
I'm Donald Duck!

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John Barry - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great. Should inspire the Disney-basher in all of us.
Royce Miller - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I have no doubt about how demented you two are now; got those ducks doing some strange things; how about a parody about platypuses?
Johnny D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooo! Record this one using a Donald Duck voice!
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
you had me quacking up with this one
Midas - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff. I agree with Johnny D, this would sound cool with a Donald Duck voice. :-D
pkbites - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, really......strange. I like it!
mandamoo - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I've often wondered about Donald and all those other cartoon types who are always dressed so dapper from the waist up, yet from the waist down.....??? Very funny and very clever !!!
Guy - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really ducked up. I'm still laughing.
Phil Alexander - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
He may not have a dong, but he does have a quack...
Billy Florio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!! INCREDABLE!
Daffy Duck - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, Donald's just a quack-addict...
Agrimorfee - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This was just too weird to me. Not in its subject matter, and not because it was surreal, but it just doesn't make "sense" to me. Knowwhatimean? 523
K1chyd - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I heard that Donald seeked professional help for his habits, but the doc was a quack!
Paul Warren - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I made a rumor that Donald's a nudist. (So don't let the towel fool you!)
Tim Hall - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
AFLAAAAAACCC!

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