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Song Parodies -> "Captain Gawker/It's a Toy?Plenty fun"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Walker/It's a Boy/Twenty-one"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Captain Gawker/It's a Toy?Plenty fun"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Forst three songs after the Overture from "Tommy"
Captain Gawker couldn't perform
His needy wife will never "know" him
We believe he's missing a couple of "nads
Don't expect to see him with "Dads"

It's a toy, Mrs. Gawker, it's a toy
It's a toy, Mrs. Gawker, it's a toy

Some fun! Some fun! Some fun!

Gotta feeling plenty fun, this thing is made by Goodyear
It doesn't need batteries and it's made of leather

So you think plenty fun you'll have without a guy here!
I'm gonna film and make CD's and we'll spend together

I have no reason to be overly sadistic
But still you have no style, but then I don't ether

What about my toy?
What about my toy?
What about this toy, they'll see it all!

You will apply it, you will abuse it
You'll get it rougher, have mo fun
Ever by a wife
Your plastic weener
How obscene it all is, and here is the proof

Gotta feeling plenty mon-ey's gonna go to Goodyear..

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Rick D - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
At least three typos in this. Sorry
Agrimorfee - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Rick! Typos aren't the problem here...I don't get what's going on. Can you explain "the story so far" with this parody?
Rick D - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow. First time anyone has asked that. Okay Boy ween don't work Girl buys replacement part Boy gets moneymaking idea Girl objects Boy insists More to come? I doubt it. And this question from the man who has studied Pink Floyd?
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Dunno, Rick, it was all pretty obtuse for me...and for your work to be obtuse in my eyes is very odd, indeed.

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