Well it's all we ever want
She's the kind we like to taunt just to begin-a
Now we know she's wearin' lace
Like to go back to her place - have some dinner

So just lately - it's now known - she's a lady
Talkin' about that funny lady and the lady is Royce

Her name's ambiguous
We conjectured, all of us, about her dressing
Could have left her on her own
But with, now let it be known, her mind we're messing

She's a lady - whoa, whoa, Royce is a lady
Now that we know that she's a lady - she's always on our minds

Well she always writes parodies that are so amusing
Always writes for the Right - ignores the Left's abusing
Know she always speaks her mind and don't do no schmoozing
Well she's built a reputation here at Amiright - Outta sight

Well she's tough without a doubt
She can really dish it out and takes no back-talk
You must read her through and through
And I know she'll amuse you and that's no flack-talk

She's a lady - write more girl! - she's a lady
The number one parody lady and the lady is Royce

Now we know she's a lady
Write some more - she's a lady
Writin' to amuse us - she's a lady
Now we're sure she's a lady
You go girl! - she's a lady
Amiright's own funny lady
Go girl go girl go girl go girl go girl go!
She's a lady
Love that Royce - she's a lady
Rice Cube's choice - she's a lady
We're just salutin' that funny lady