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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Jack"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Jack"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

An ode to one of our "favorite" eating establishments.
Crappy Jack had a box where cheap food he served
The people drove through- got what they deserved

The people that worked there got real low pay
For much of our language they couldn't say

Burgers they served up
And fries, fries, fries
Fattening milk shakes
Large size, size, size, size, size

You eat all the food, try to keep it down
Remember, the place is run by a clown

Kid meals served with
A prize, prize, prize
And treats like the small
Apple pies, pies, pies, pies, pies

You couldn't stop Jack or his T.V. ads
And you couldn't stop Jack's food from being bad

Mari's up and around now. Faster than me.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewww, delicious.
David Chrenko - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it, Rick - though you have to admit Jack has made major improvements in recent years. At least people aren't dying eating their burgers anymore. Might have been the "furry donkey" meat they were using. Happy Jack invites lots of parody ideas. Mine would have been about the black comedian, Slappy White.
Rick D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I was going to go with either Jack Black, and how annoying he is, or Jack Nicholson, and how he like the young skinny ones. In the end, I was eating my breakfast sandwich and inspiration suddenly struck. Also indigestion.
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D - Good work, but can I get some fries with this? How's Mari D doing? Tell her I just submitted "We're Sad Kitty Ate Some Feline Pine" based on her suggestion. Probably be posted tomorrow. I think she'll like it.

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