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Song Parodies -> "Substance Toot"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Substance Toot"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

It says in my bio I like Who songs. So I gotta go with it.
My friends sure like to get stoned together
Don't think my nose is made of leather

It's the substance toot for the other guys
I look pretty straight cause I can't get high
A simple line of coke is too darn addictive
Don't go to many parties cause I'm so restrictive -yeah

Substance toot -not today
Substance toot -don't want to play
Substance toot -It costs too much
Substance toot -I think it's just a stupid crutch

I was born with a dad that smoked tobacco
If he didn't get his fix, he'd turn into a freaking whacko

And now his angry puffy face I see
Whenever I get offered "Ecstasy"
I just don't think that drugs and I agree
So when it comes my way I say not for me
Not for me

Substance toot --your eyes look shot
Substance toot --I don't want any of that hash or pot
Substance toot --I feel all right without using crack
Substance toot --I say let me drive, you sit in the back

Who are we? who who who who

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Johnny D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great message, Rick. Funny and profound.
Leah Lockhart - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
More serious than funny, but we need a few of those around here. Good job.
Phil Alexander - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Well said that man!
AussieBullDog - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
There've been a number of anti-drug songs here but this is the first one that didn't make me wanna hurl; "It costs too much" is particularly insightful.

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