People tried to fix my home
Called me on the tele-f-f-fphone
All they wanted was my dough
I hung up and told them "NO!"

It ain't hard to build a sh-sh-shelf
I think I'll do it all mys-s-s-elf
I don't have much bread to spend
But home repair is now my f-f-f-friend

My renovation
It's my renovation, baby

I went out to The Home Cl-cl-club
And bought myself a discount tub
I couldn't get it through the door
And then it scratched my bathroom f-f-floor

So I went back to buy some tile
Stood in that line for quite a while
When I got back I'd sprung a leak
Man, I was mopping for a w-w-week

But finally it looked real nice
Till I read the directions twice
The faucet that said "on" was not
And then I couldn't flush the pot

It's my renovation
It's my renovation, baby

Went back to the hardware st-st-store
Told them I came in for more
Now I'd spent most every dime
And hadn't showered in some time

I guess I must have done it wrong
Hot water doesn't last too long
A couple towels I need to hold
And hope I dry before I get cold

Talking 'bout my renovation
Talking 'bout my renovation
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(Smash bathroom fixtures)