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Song Parodies -> "Snoopy's Christmas: What Really Happened"

Original Song Title:

"Snoopy's Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Royal Guardsmen

Parody Song Title:

"Snoopy's Christmas: What Really Happened"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

The news came out in the First World War,
The bloody Red Baron was at it once more,
The Allied command called the K-9 patrol,
He knew Woodrow Wilson didn't wanna go!

T'was the night before Christmas, so the story goes,
When Snoopy went flyin' in search of his foe.
He saw the Red Baron and fired a shot,
The Baron returned fire, Snoopy knew he was caught.

Christmas bells, those Christmas bells,
Ringing from the land,
Can't bring peace to our poor world,
Or good will to man.

The Baron had Snoopy trapped like a mouse,
He revved up his motor, and chased the doghouse.
In just a few minutes he was on Snoopy's tail,
And the doghouse's engine started to fail.

Christmas bells, those Christmas bells,
Ringing from the land,
Can't bring peace to our poor world,
Or good will to man.

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine,
The doghouse crash-landed behind enemy lines.
Snoopy was certain that this was the end,
When the Baron cried out, "We need to talk, mein friend!"

The Baron then said, "You Yanks make me cry,
Your pets are now soldiers, and your doghouses fly.
If my comrade had told me, I'd have called him a liar,
But I've seen enough, now I think I'll retire!"

Christmas bells, those Christmas bells,
Ringing from the land,
Can't bring peace to our poor world,
Or good will to man.
2004 Michael W. McVey

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David Chrenko - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Some very funny lines. A nice parody about the "war to end all wars".
Warren Butler - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny parody, laughed my head off at some of the lines, I could think of some "other"lines to insert in places - but hey..... this is a "family show"

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