I hope the 5 that I gave you for "How Funny" won't hurt your feelings ...

Arwen, I'd tell you this was very funny but, I'm afraid it would go to your hips...5's. PS..please check out my entry for today.

Well, IMHO, the guy was asking for trouble....:-) 555

You hurt my feelings / but I taught you a lesson / when I pulled out / my Smith & Wesson. (This is how we handle these situations in Texas)

You do okay on your own, but I think you should stick to collaborating with Mistress Leola. 333. And don't harrass me just because I'm speaking my mind, doo-doo face. If anybody's ever mean to me, I'm gonna know it's you, you mean, elf-face, ms.critic-in-disguise harrassing person. WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

brad and jen kept popping into my mind...5s

545. It isn't all that funny, but if true, it's understandable.

Arwen! Good day to you! I clicked on the "new entries" page and this was the first parody listed there! How often does that happen? ;) Anyway, I enjoyed it, but I will have to agree with Red Ant about it not being as funny as some of your other compositions, but understandable. But I'm gonna vote 5-5-5 anyway. =)

Red Ant and Serafina: I agree with you both about the humour. But I'm sure that a lot of effort was put into this. My vote: 5-4-5.

Fits and paces very well...consistent theme...good continuity......I don't dock any points for not being ,,persay, funny...especially when it's not really intended to be ....it's still spoof, wit, sarcasm, satire, dry humor, whatever....555

Yeesh! What a whiny, self-indulgent, egocentric little elf! Is it any wonder that we broke up? Still writes great parodies, though... I guess I'll be on the up side of the yo-yo again soon... Once you go elf, you won't deny yourself.

Johnny...(sniffling)...I honestly don't know how I'm going to get over it. ; )

Rick...hehe...thanks! Thanks, too, for directing me to your parody today...it was brilliant!

Kristof...you say that like you're speaking from experience...; )...thanks!

Rex...I don't condone violence. Mostly because I do enough damage without actually meaning to...=) Thanks!

Leo...I agree...I'll try to stick with the Mistress from now on...but I really don't know that she'll have me...I'm crossing my fingers. LOL on the rest of your comment, though...you big fat jerk!

alvin...hehehe...hadn't thought of them...but honestly...it just might have been that Angelina had nothing to do with it...the bastard made fun of her hair!

Red Ant...I think it's understandable even though it isn't true...; ) Honestly, I think FAR too highly of myself to have my feelings hurt by a silly little boyfriend...hehehe...thanks!

Serafina...I'll admit that it's not as funny as some of the other stuff I've written...but alas...I can't be a comic genius all the time...sometimes I have to be a relationship therapist...and then, I also have to make time to be a spoiled rotten brat...hehehe...thanks!

Josh...thanks a lot!

AFW...thanks...I appreciate it! But you forgot "brilliant, dammit, BRILLIANT!!! ; )

Michael...give me a break...you knew what I was when you picked me up. ; ) Thanks for adoring me in spite of the fact that I'm...uh...what was it that you called me? A drop dead gorgeous elf? I think that's right...you're so sweet...

Widening hip cracks, not good? Not to be confused with whip cracks.

LOL, Jeff!

Don't pout, have some fives. I mean, well done.

Thanks, Claude...=)