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Song Parodies -> "Funny Kind of Womb"

Original Song Title:

"Sunny Afternoon"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Funny Kind of Womb"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Relaxin' - just an embryo
So deftly in my weightless home
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
And I can't feel my bod
'Cause my arms haven't grown past dots
All I've got's this squishy kind of room

Mama Mama should have closed her knees
I'm now a bun in oven, trying to bake-y
And my father - he's gone absentee
Through this strife you will find me
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum

Conception it was so bizarre
It happened in a closed milk bar
Plying Mom with malted milks and jewellery
Now I'm floating here
'Cus one sperm did persevere
Lazing in a funny kind of womb

Growin' growin' now I flail away
Well Mama's comfort's easin' less with every day
'Cause I jab Ma's bladder with my knee
Drift around all fluidly
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum

She's cravin' cravin' ice cream pickle cheese
You know my big fat mama's trying to make me
And I float around so pleasantly
Am-ni-ot-ic luxury
Lazing in a funny kind of womb
In my Mama's tum
In my Mama's tum
Ooops! A contraction!
Now another one!
Where's the water gone?

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mandamoo - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Just when I think........oh never mind ! You two are just SO clever !!!!
Rick D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Very original! Is it a boy or a girl?
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Oooo baby, baby, it's a wild world...
Riely Punk - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That was too funny. I first clicked on it cuz I'm an LOTR fan, and then I read it, and it was hilarious! Good job. You have my aproval, don't you feel good now?
Billy Florio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
um..lol...ok, not gonna say anything lol
2nz - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
There's nothing more I can add. I mean 'It happened in a closed milk bar' just had me in stitches. By the way, I mentioned you two in my newest parody <--- shameless plug.
Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
He he he...Is there a bun in the oven? Tell us! Tell us! But of course, you don't have to say who the oven is. ;)
Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Diva, not that either of us are aware of and/or are necessarily even capable of, for more than one reason! hee hee! Or are we?
Paul Robinson - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I was going to say "Oh, Baby" but Johnny D beat me to it (more or less). I don't believe I've ever heard Biology so strangely described (See, you've even thrown my syntax totally off kilter). Unnaturally funny.
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I done Lamaze Childbirth on thrice occasions. If you happen to need any coaching, or have any questions...Oh forget it, most people wimp out nowadays and scream start the epidural!!!!!
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Must admit, I was expecting this to be in vitro, so to speak (kind of a womb with a view)... original and funny, as usual ;-)
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)555 guys, it was as quirky as the original.
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
When we're hungry for creative parodies, you fetus. Heh heh.

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