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Song Parodies -> "Showers on Them All"

Original Song Title:

"Flowers on the Wall"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Statler Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Showers on Them All"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to Guy Dirito, since he did this a few days ago and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.
I work divorces, it's so good to get a vengeful wife
She never cares how much it costs, she wants to wreck his life
Before I take a nasty case that's gonna get real hot
I just check out their bank account to see how much they got

Golden showers on them all
Written on my law firm's wall
Justice system's a big con
Life of savings up and gone
Filing suits and writs and all those nasty suh-peenas, too
Now don't tell me I've no one to screw

When property and children make a war for custody
I make sure when they're divvied up the cash is left for me
They never think how much they'd save by sett'ling out of court
Yes, this job pays me so much you'd think I played a sport

Golden showers on them all
Written on my law firm's wall
Justice system's a big con
Life of savings up and gone
Filing suits and writs and all those nasty suh-peenas, too
Now don't tell me I've no one to screw

I guess life's strange, I come to find that "Karma" is a force
Last night I got the news my wife is filing for divorce
Found she went and hired an attorney that is tough
I won't be missing her at all, but boy I'll miss my stuff

Golden showers on them all
Written on his law firm's wall
Justice system's a big con
Life of savings up and gone
Getting suits and writs and all those nasty suh-peenas, too
Now don't tell me I hadn't a clue

Now don't tell me that I shouldn't sue
See Mari's stuff. I get a bigger kick out of writing something different down here every day

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Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
HAW !!
Rick D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the ads to the right.
Guy - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ads must have changed by the time I finally got here. Parody is still hilarious. Fine job, Rick.
Rick D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, they were for do-it-yourself lawyer services. Cracked me up, wish I'd been able to get my ex to go that route. All lawyer bashing songs are directed at her.
Stray Pooch - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff! I love the karmic consequences bit! Favorite line: I wonít be missing her at all, but boy Iíll miss my stuff! Nice job!

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