-> "Red Rubber Bra"
Original Song Title:
"Red Rubber Ball"
Parody Song Title:
"Red Rubber Bra"
I should have known this thing would go sour
Dunno how I could be in "the mood"
I've been sweating for an hour
He thought it looked sexy in the catalog, you see
I don't think I'll be the same again
Since he gave it to me
And he THOUGHT we'd have a special night
BUT I'm not a bit aroused
Oh how I wish he'd never bought this Red Rubber Bra
Pre-sents are rare, so I swallowed my pride
But I look like a hooker now
Searching for a ride
"No, it wouldn't make me happier
If it were blue
Wonder how you'd feel if I
Put this thing on you?"
And it's JUST getting more and more tight
GOT to get it off somehow
No nothing is more binding than this Red Rubber Bra
It really doesn't help that he bought it too small
I'd hate it even if it fit
But I can't breath at all
The evening of "romance" he planned is screeching to an end
He would have done much better with
A simple cotton blend
As his FACE is filling up with fright
SAY-ing, "Babe, don't have a cow"
But he'll always regret buying this Red Rubber Bra
So he's SLEEP-ing on the couch tonight
'CAUSE I've got a rash right now
Don't know when I'll forgive him for this Red Rubber Bra
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