-> "The Sounds Through My Vents"
Original Song Title:
"The Sound of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"The Sounds Through My Vents"
Neighbor Mark has got a friend
She'll come over tonight again
At the thought I'm already weeping
There's no chance that I'll be sleeping
Television doesn't drown out their refrain
'Cause I hear sounds through my vents
I like it best when he's alone
Then I don't have to hear him moan
And she hollers like a street tramp
They shake the walls so hard they broke my lamp
My attention's grabbed
As they treat each other right
Throughout the night
These are the sounds through my vents
"Do you mind if I call you 'Pa?'"
"Hey, Babe, let's move it to the floor"
All their fantasies are leaking
'Cat and mouse,' I hear her squeaking
He's a hunter and she's hiding in her lair
She's acting scared
I hear the sounds through my vents
I don't really want to know
How their lovin' river flows
I hear everything that they do
Last night I think he wore her shoes
Guess they don't know not to kiss and tell
For they share oh so well
Through my vents
I know all the games they've played
Thanks to all the noise they've made
It is torture until morning
Mental images are forming
And I've tried using ear plugs to stop it
But I hear all their mating calls
Through paperthin walls
No whispers in the sounds through my vents
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